by

Rachel Yeng

2010-05-27

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[MUG SHOT COLLECTION] Destroyers of Sofa Covers

If they have destroyed an IKEA SOFA Slipcover, we want to know about it! Send in a close up mug shot or a destroyer in action.

The Usual Suspects

DICE: Comfort Works PR Director. Wanted in 5 neighborhoods on 15 counts of breaking and entering. Suspect at large for murdering an Ikea Nikkala sofa. Estimated street value $4.56
INDY: Fiercely beautiful, deadly claws.Suspect favors Ikea Nikkala 3 seat sofas. Likes to pull out the threads and turn slipcovers into fur balls. Parole Officer: Mayni
ZOE: Found guilty for couch surfing and gifts. Famous for bear hugs and wet paws. Under house arrest by orders of Samantha.